I didn’t get that at all Danny!  I didn’t see an article, but rather a headline about the indictment. 

The layout of the print version makes it look, at first glance, like I was the one indicted.

 What a nice and informative article about you, and a very nice picture to go along with it.  Are you in your office?! 

Sort of. That’s my desk that’s against one wall of our bedroom. I thought they’d crop it, but they put the entire picture in the print version, which shows more junk at the sides.

Looks like you have lots of information stored in there!  :)  Is this your local paper? 

Catoosa is about 15 miles from Claremore, but in the same county. Lots of Catoosa people get the Claremore Progess.

 How is the book business going?  Is it heating up for you?

I’ve sold a total of three copies since it became available. We should be able to retire in luxury in only about 30,000 years at this rate.