Oh my gosh!  Your post has me rolling with laughter.  Our beloved Lab takes meds for an acid condition similar to Reflux, and I accidentally took one of her pills one morning.  I was so embarrassed I couldn’t bring myself to call my Dr., so I called the VET!  I could hear him suppress a giggle as he told me I’d be fine...

On the upside, I didn’t have any heartburn for a full week.  Maybe I ought to take her meds more often.  Woof!