I always say to my kids that there are no bad circumstances, only bad choices. I had an idea for a list of reason why CAH is a good thing. Stuff like: "You can get out of gym class really easy." Or "You don’t have to do the icky chores, like cleaning the cat’s litter box, because more than likely you’d simply make and even bigger mess after throwing up." This morning I discovered another...

If the pharmacist gives you the big bottle (about 2" in diameter), once it’s empty it makes the perfect cutter for making egg-on-toast. The size that’s it’s hard to find even in the gourmet shops, and best of all it’s free.

If you guys wanted to submit more ideas I can make a special page on this site for the list.