Hi All
You'll never believe the sort of info endo's give you. Here is an example from my old (wonder why?) endo:
Endo: Have you thought abt yr future?
Me: Yes, all the time. I'm retired and I'm working on how my husband can retire, I'm flat out thnking abt this, I think we have enough loot in super to retire anytime.
Endo: No, I mean yr eternal future
Me: Wot's that got to do with super?
Endo: I think you should consider yr Christian beliefs and think abt the hereafter.
Me: Herafter wot?
Howzat? This is the type of information you pay for! Init funny? Personally I'm thinking abt converting to any other religion and declaring Holy Jihad on him. This would be fair as it would be a one on one war. At this particular point, I would like to pause and say: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
I would also like to mention that I went to a church school. Parents are always on abt winning prizes, coming top and so on. I got this out of the way first thing. I chose the easiest prize to win and the most embarrassing one for my parents: The Scripture prize and the Bible Memory prize. Herefore & whereforever after I was known as "The Bible MemoryKid" down at the beach.
Dad's friend, Mr Baker was a stockbroker, the reason I mention this as he has a bellowing voice left over from the days when you used to shout out orders on the stock exchange. Mr Baker was forever bellowing at me all up and down the beach, "Hey, Here comes the Bible Memory Kid". It was great and really embarrassed Dad who I am sure was a heathen.
Oh yes, here's what this endo does for relaxation. He goes to hear "chamber music". Wouldn't you want to shoot yourself if you thought this was entertaining? Do you think we have anything in common? Let me know if you do, in the mean time, signing off from Tales from the Crypt, yours faithfully and forever etc.
Love
