Hi All
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and all that stuff that ppl are on abt atm. We have had the rellies staying and I am divorcing them so that will be the end of that problem.
Here's another problem - I'm thirsty. No not for alcohol, but that's a good guess come to think of it, but from dehdration. Also when I go from standing to lying down in bed the room spins, and I mean really spins.
I've come to think of this as just a free trip to the Gold Coast where all those fun and razzle dazzle Theme Parks exist, you know the ones with those scary rides, yes like roller coasters. As an aside comment there is now a "Swimming with the Sharks" adventure. Give it a try if you like but I wouldn't recommend it unless using the sky chair to watch a lot of splashing, screaming and blood below you - you'd have to be mad to give that one a go. Fun to watch I spose. Wonder how they take out the carcasses of our fellow humans who fell for that one? It's more dangerous and worse than giving your bank password out for phishing purposes. Guess it's all to do with fishing really.
Right then, back to the topic of dehydration. Those endocriminologists say take a "sports drink", like Gatorade (except they forget to tell you why, it's those electrolytes again). Look on the bottle for high sodium and potassium content. B/c of this constant thirst I am travelling around with this sort of drink looking like I'm some prime athlete - a complete Sports Fraud. Oh yes, the CAH steroids have ruined my chances for admittance to the Olympic Games and I'm still seething over that one too.
Some time soon I'm going to see Margie and Fran up at the Pharmacy and ask abt powdered stuff that comes in a tin, tany lemon flavour I think, yummy! Well this powder makes litres and litres of sports drink so I will no longer look like some fool dragging my handbag around on a trolley weighed down by sports drinks. Did you know abt this powder? Me either!
So there you have a blast of information to get you going in the New Year. Forget abt making resolutions too, it's not going to work and you will feel bad abt it later
See you round like a cricket ball, and don't you think it was a disgrace that they wouldn't let the bugular bugle for the Bary Army at the cricket? Love, yours truly etc etc
