Better still.....'Hydralyte' now put out these tiny little sachets which you mix with H2O. Large handbags begone! But then again, you still need the water to mix it in and possibly a teaspoon to stir. No scissors are required as the corner tears easily. Go to www.hydralyte.com for research prior to purchasing.
Well apart from that, what can I say? Phishing/fishing; dizzy/razzle dazzle; endocrinologists/endocriminologists; Margie and Fran, what more will you come up with? You are just toooo funny!!
Absence of replies I'm sure, means we are stumped for words in the presence of a humour giant not because your posting does not strike a cord.